Tough Choices, Vol. I

[turkishpirate]

fellas:
you get into a car accident one day driving on the highway in the middle of the night. it was a disastrous crash and you would have certainly died, but miraculously a genie appears out of nowhere and saves your life. however, this miracle comes with a strange caveat: as a result of the magic that the genie just used to keep you from certain

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[dreamsbedreams]

i don't think those male options are quite as bad as the female. maybe donald trump hair or al bundy hair as one option would be as bad.

[dreamsbedreams]

just googled al bundy and his hair wasn't quite as bad as i had thought in my memory.

[turkishpirate]

i don't know...i don't know about the average dude, but moustaches are pretty bad. Esp. handlebar ones. you know what those are, right?

[dreamsbedreams]

of course i know what a handlebar mustache is, but with the lower east side look being so popular these days, some guys can actually pull those off as part of a look. i guess if you included the mustache ornaments, then it's as bad.

[athlongeek]

Can I pick both?

[turkishpirate]

hahahaha. yes.

i definitely hope you're the only one who would do that, though.

[thaumaturge]

i guess not

[streetfighting]

i'd get a wig

[streetfighting]

no, i think i'd choose death come to think of it

[turkishpirate]

hahaha. oh come on, your whole life isn't worth a bad haircut?

[streetfighting]

my cheeks are way too fat to ever get a short haircut and look remotely decent

[inlias]

butch rosie. defs

hats are always a good option too

Handlebar Mustache!

[zenothestoic]

Whatever's good enough for ol' Rollie Fingers is good enough for me!