Smart Words for Dumbasses Vol. 1it's a great thing when a 50-cent word is just on the verge of common use but still haughty enough to score you points in everyday conversation -- but the key is to pick your damn battles. If you hear someone use anything like "penchant," "egregious," or "obfuscate," smack them for their pedantic* bullshit ( Read more... )

Super Mario Bros.

The Script

Curtains closed.  Toad introduces the story of Super Mario Bros.

Toad exits stage right.

Curtains open, revealing the Goombas and the Koopa Troopers on stage, walking. Orchestra begins to play intro to “Super Mario Bros. Theme,” then segue into

“Bowser Castle Music.”

Princess Toadstool enters stage ( Read more... )

i don't know what the hell i just saw, but it sure wasn't this:


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you know what's oddly funny? awkwardly translating famous band names into french ( Read more... )

you: where are you ( Read more... )

WHO WANTS TO SEE J.LO'S VAGINA

now that that's out of the way, this might be the coolest thing i've ever seen. if i was walking along one night and saw a dude playing fucking TETRIS on the side of a building on the horizon it would blow my mind so hard i'd probably die. too bad they're all way over in europe ( Read more... )

1) TRUE / FALSE : I can taste the difference between different colored fruit loops.

2) I WOULD RATHER:

A) akwardly lose my virginity at age 18 with an ugly partner in a drunken stupor, or...

B) not get any until your 28th birthday -- however, the girl / guy is insanely hot and likes you and the sex is mind-blowingly good.

STIPULATIONS:- ( Read more... )

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Q: What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?

A: before first period.

i have a new favorite artist and his name is Stephen Hendee. He is a sculptor who does interior things like walls and hallways and it's freakin' amazing.


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