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Brazilian Girls = so good.


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an old entry of mine from somewhere else 9 months or so ago that i have dragged up for repostage here, only because it's something i remembered about today and feel the need to spread around until it becomes standard vernacular:

i learned today that the British have a very cool word for this decade. In America we have always been at a loss for a ( Read more... )

"Matthew can you please wear pants when I have friends over?"

THINGS I HAVE LOST

- my former status of not being an international criminal
- one guitar capo, black, easy-release clamping action
- the word 'like'*- several shades of pastiness ( Read more... )

- You should limit the number of times you act against your nature, like ( Read more... )

one day when i open my Pizzeria/Karaoke Joint/Tea House/Venue Bar and i get sweet indie bands to come play shows every weekend i will have security guards at the entrance who will make everyone who comes in raise their arms up and assume the position in which one gets patted down for weapons only instead of patting them down i will have my staff ( Read more... )

so today was my last day of work for the summer, and as some of you know, my job is v. demanding as far as time goes [10.5 hours a day after commuting is figured in], but not at all in any other way. daily routine at work breaks down to about 15% napping, 15% random filing, and 70% reading. As a result, i've read some ridiculous number of books ( Read more... )

what's with all this goddamn soft news coverage of the hurricane? i can't believe some of You People sit around and watch this shit all day. there's no new information, just one cheesy-ass human interest story after another, and yet people like my mom and undoubtedly thousands more across the country will sit down and watch this garbage for hours ( Read more... )

my mom put Kiss 98.5 on the radio today on the way to work, and the morning jockeys are talking to people from the hurricane disaster zone, telling them all about how they are personally taking the time to collect food to fill up trucks and send down to the refugees. the responses to this were largely along the lines of "we thank God for the ( Read more... )