[Blog: Open] Screwed-up town

[turkishsurprise]

So the past couple of weeks have been more shitty than usual. Sliced my hand up good while working at the bar, and some kid held a fucking snake to my face. I needed a few stitches for my hand by the way

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[4leaf_charmed]

If you pull that damn stunt again, I'mma demote you to clean up and the beer tap only. The second one only if you're lucky.

[turkishsurprise]

Chill out, it was an accident! Maybe you should buy glasses that don't shatter at the touch of a feather!

Be happy I do such a good job entertaining the customers.

[4leaf_charmed]

Who the hell has a featherlight touch that harsh? An fucking ogre?

You're lucky you still have the ability to flip bottles for them. Lucky bastard, I've seen how many close calls you've had.

The Old Man says get better... and stop breaking shit or it'll come out of your tips.

[turkishsurprise]

That's not very nice. You're comparing me to an ogre now? Does that make you a bratty little gnome?

I don't have close calls, man. It's all skill, and the ladies love it. Give it a try and you might get some too~?

Multiple Personality Disorder? You see nothing of such >w>;

[the_all_goddess]

Don't. You. Dare. Hurt that majestic animal! You brutish child.

Give me your address. I will fetch the poor darling at once so it isn't tainted by your cruelty any longer.

<3

[turkishsurprise]

... I don't think I wanna. Brutish child? Tainted? Go on; I'm interested~

But I ain't giving you my address.

[the_all_goddess]

You insolent-!! Either give me your adress or arrange with me a place we can meet so I can save that precious animal from you.

If not I shall phone you in on account of animal cruelty and neglect.

[turkishsurprise]

Well see, I don't normally meet up with women that want to castrate me.

And it's not my cat, so I don't see what the authorities can do. I'm just removing it from my property~ The same way people shoot pesky squirrels from stealing the bird seed.

[bornofisis]

...Now I know why people don't like you.