[BLOG: Open] Back in the dating game?

[turkishsurprise]

Met a cute girl at the cafe downtown the other day, just as I was finishing up my own coffee. I swear to Allah, American women will never be so cute as that one. Even as I went to talk to her (she was alone, and a guy can't let a girl be without company like that), she didn't even seem fazed at all~

Finally, someone who appreciates my friendliness

Comments

8D Screened to Sadiq. ( HAI COUSIN)

[vicious_wolf]

...College girl?

You're even worse than me...

Re: 8D Screened to Sadiq. ( HAI COUSIN)

[turkishsurprise]

What? There's nothing wrong with a college student.

Tch. And nothing can possibly be worse than you.

[vicious_wolf]

You're 15 years older. I think it's time you realize you can't go after little girls anymore.

It's getting creepy. Even for me.

What's that supposed to mean?

[turkishsurprise]

If they're 18 or older, I don't think a lady can be a considered a "little girl" anymore. What's it to ya anyway? Ya here to play matchmaker for me?

[axkingforit]

Awww, is my favourite old bachelor struck by Cupid's arrow~?

Clearly he's not amused B|

[turkishsurprise]

Is that unusual?

But it was meant with good intentions!

[axkingforit]

Ahaha, nah! Good for you~ Hopefully she doesn't turn out to be a psycho.

[turkishsurprise]

Oh shaddap. I don't need your support.

I can't see this girl being a psycho. Like at all. She's very down-to-earth FYI :|

[lizzypan]

[turkishsurprise]

... What.

You're such a bad influence. XD

[bornofisis]

Harems are allowed in America?

And Gupta is so adorably gullible~ xD

[turkishsurprise]

... Hell if I know. If they are allowed, I'm definitely on this.

For the record, it IS kind of sort of allowed in parts of the Middle East, hence his confusion. XD

[bornofisis]

But... TV says relationships with more than three people are bad.

[turkishsurprise]

Heh. I think more than one significant other is considered bad 'round here.

The question is, does a harem count as a relationship, or just one fantastic orgy?

[amar_dulce_vin]

Excuse, English still bad. What mean "harem"?

PARDON MY SUBTLETY

[turkishsurprise]

An orgy, but with only one man, and lots and lots of hot chicks. Basically.

Sex whenever you want.

He doesn't get it

[amar_dulce_vin]

...need help determine gender of chicken...? Not comprehending. D:

[turkishsurprise]

No. Not chickens.

Many vaginas :|