[Journal] UNHAPPY PROF IS UNHAPPY

[turkishsurprise]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM?

Why have the pants of my students turned into skirts?

MR. BONNEFOY IS DEAD. Or if not him, SOMEONE IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.

I will not stand for this sort of slander.

((ooc: Nevermind the Hufflepuff scarf; Sadiq just wants a reason to hate his colleague :'|))

Comments

[das_vedanya]

I will get to the bottom of this sir.

[turkishsurprise]

Fine. Whatever. Tell me whatever you find out.

[das_vedanya]

It appears that it was Gryffindor's doing. They framed the Hufflepuff house.

[turkishsurprise]

Oh really? And how did we come to this conclusion?

Not that I mind; Gryffindor seems to be a bunch of noisy dumbasses who can't change a lightbulb by themselves.

[polishflare]

Do you not like skirts?

[turkishsurprise]

Not on boys.

[polishflare]

I don't see the difference...

[turkishsurprise]

It ain't appropriate for school, idiot. Not everyone likes to crossdress for shits and giggles.

5 points from Gryffendor for being dumb

[la_grand_vie]

...Now monsieur Adnan, whatever I may have done in the past as a Slytherin does not affect what I would do as a teacher. How could you possibly believe I would pull something like this?

Though... I do have to commend whoever did do it. They've learnt well~

[turkishsurprise]

I don't trust you, Bonnefoy... But you're safe for now, since it's been brought to my attention that it was the working of a couple very suspicious Gryffindors.

Safe for another day, eh?

[la_grand_vie]

Gryffindors? Truely? I would never think it would be one of them. They're too worried about gaining more points after that tragic party! Look where ever you obtained the information, judge things by the sorce and all~

However... If you'd like to come settle difference with me, in another way, I'd be more than pleased.

[turkishsurprise]

I have no frickin' clue what goes on between all these students. I said I'd hold off on my judgment for now... They better appreciate it, because I am pissed off about the common room.

Settle differences another way? Like what, a duel? Tch