Title : heechul is practically everywhere
Author :
turnersyndromePairing : mainly Kangteuk
Rating : PG
Summary : Why does first date always go wrong?
A/N : Sequel to
Don't Mess with Kim Heechul which is a sequel of
I'm Surrounded by Morons.
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"So, are you free this Saturday?"
Leeteuk looked up from his meal. "Yeah. Planning on something?"
"Actually I kinda want to hang out. With you of course."
"Yay," Leeteuk clapped his hands enthusiastically, "so where are we going then?"
"Well, where do you want to go?" Kangin asked sweetly, delighted by his partner childish act.
"Um," Leeteuk bit his chopstick, "how about movie? but movie is boring, though."
"Yeah," Kangin agreed, "how about… swimming?" He wriggled his eyebrows suggestively at the mention of swimming.
"B-but I can't swim…" Leeteuk flustered by his incapability. Kangin laughed.
"Awwww can't swim? You're so cuuute." He tapped Leeteuk's nose from across the table. "I could always teach you, you know."
Leeteuk looked even more embarrassed.
"How about you guys not going anywhere and stop being lovey dovey when I'm around?" Yesung inserted bitterly. "And no, if you're going to go somewhere with Kangin don't go swimming. It's just an excuse to get you naked- ow!" he got cut out when Kangin stomped his heel on his foot.
"Kangin!" huffed Leeteuk. "You're such a sleaze!"
"Okay, okay! No swimming then!" He said quickly when Leeteuk began throwing his lunch contents at him. "What about the Amusement Park?"
"Amusement Park!" Leeteuk exclaimed excitedly slamming his fist on the table, sending plates and chopsticks clattering - Kangin and yesung flinched - "What do you think, Yesung?"
"Amusement Park is good. You don't have to be naked- ow!" Yesung snapped at Kangin, "Would you stop abusing my feet?!" to which the latter just glared.
"I'm jealous at you two. Wookie is going on a trip for three days so I'm loveless this weekend." He then slumped on the table, mourning over his missing lover. "Ah, I miss him already!"
Kangin rolled his eyes. "You just met him like, what, ten minutes ago? I bet you wouldn't survive a day without him."
"Why don't you join us this weekend then, Yesungie?" Leeteuk offered kindly, earning a furious 'What? No!' from Kangin and a hopeful 'Can I?' from yesung.
"Teukie. Baby," Kangin began sweetly, "are you insane?! You're not going to bring... this -" he pointed at yesung disgustedly "- to our first date, are you?"
"But, Yesung is lonely…" Leeteuk looked at the attempting-to-be-puppy-eyed yesung with pity.
"No. Absolutely not."
"Kangin, how could you, Yesung is our friend. Besides, " Leeteuk directed his toward the said friend, "how could you say no to that face?"
Kangin looked at yesung.
"No." He said flatly. "That's how I say no to THAT face."
Leeteuk threw him a disapproving look. "Yesungie, I don't mind if you come. Ignore Kangin here." Leeteuk offered, all motherly tone.
Yesung grinned in victory. "Thanks, Teuk."
Kangin bang his head on the table.
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They were walking hand in hand - Kangin and Leeteuk - along some kind of a hill that overlooked the city. Leeteuk parted their hands and dazedly walked to the railing , admiring the beauty in front of him. The lamps down in the city were glowing in contrast to the pitch black sky, illuminating it.
"Isn't it pretty?" Leeteuk asked absent-mindedly as Kangin joined his side.
"Yes. But," he grabbed Leeteuk's shoulders and slowly, gently spun him around so that they were face to face.
"It's nothing compared to what I'm seeing now."
pink tinted Leeteuk's cheek as he was melting under Kangin's intense gaze. "Kangin…"
And he cradled the smaller one's cheek, stroking his thumb over the porcelain skin, soft to his touch.
"I love you…" He breathed.
Leeteuk smiled tenderly, and put his palms on the broad shoulders of Kangin. Eyelids fluttering as he whispered a soft, 'kiss me' to the man before him.
Kangin was only happy to comply. He leaned in and closed the distance between their lips. And closer, and closer…
And close-
Yesung popped out of nowhere.
"Can I join in?"
Kangin inhaled sharply and tore his eyes open.
He glared at his bedroom ceiling while trying to regain his breathing back to normal and running a thought of various way to kill kim yesung.
"I'm not going to let that philtrum-touching-freak to get in the way between me and Teukie. " he resolved, "ever."
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There was a rap at the door, impatient and hurry. Kim Yesung stumbled along the hallway to open the door.
A bear-sized raccoon greeted him. And the mammal didn't look too happy, in his opinion.
"Oh, hi Kangin. You're here to pick me up? Why, thank you that's very kind of you but, isn't it a little too early? It's still seven in the morning, I thought we're-"
A hand was shoved in his mouth shutting him up effectively, another hand grabbed his collar and he felt himself being dragged away.
Shindong, who was munching on a bag of chips and enjoying morning cartoons, paused his hand in mid air with a handful of chips as Kangin tossed his roommate to the bedroom, locking it from outside.
After a moment of confusion, muffled cries of 'let me out!' and 'help!' could be heard behind the door.
Kangin brushed some imaginary dirt off of his body, acknowledging Shindong with a serious nod, and out of the apartment in no time.
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Kangin glanced at his watch for the nth time and sighed annoyingly. Leeteuk was late. If it's not for his undying love for the other he wouldn't be standing there for the past 30 minutes on the freezing temperature. It wasn't snowing - not yet, maybe. But still, it was cold as hell. He'd prefer staying at home, curling under his blanket and wasting the day away. But this is Leeteuk, he reminded himself over and over again. He would do anything just to make his angel smile.
But after another ten minutes of waiting he started questioning his undying love for the other man. He crossed his arms on his chest and huffed in annoyance. He could never understand why Leeteuk insisted to just meet up there instead of being picked up - he brought (his father's) car anyway. But Leeteuk had told him with sparkling eyes, "Isn't it more romantic that way? And don't forget to pick up yesungie, if he want to join us."
Kangin snorted. "Romantic my ass. It wouldn't be anywhere near romantic if that freak come."
"Kangin!"
There, across the small driveway stood the most beautiful, adorable, gorgeous Leeteuk he had yet laid his eyes on, waving to him gleefully. By the time Leeteuk got to his place Kangin had forgot all the displeasing thoughts that only a minute ago had clouding his mind.
"Ah, I'm awfully late, ain't I? Sorry, the traffic got me." Leeteuk, hands on his knees, was breathless from the running. Kangin was even more breathless.
"Did you wait too long? You're flushing, you must be very cold now. Sorry…"
Oh, yes I'm cold, Kangin thought. But the flush on his cheeks was mainly caused by the sight presented before him. And then Leeteuk put his palms on his cheeks in attempt to warm him up. It sure works wonder.
"I'm okay Teuk…" he put his hands on top of Leeteuk's for reassurance, and leaned to the warm touch the other gave him. Leeteuk visibly brightened, dimple adorning his cheek. And Kangin thought he might just die right then and there.
"So where's yesung?" Leeteuk just couldn't let his peaceful moment last, could he?
"He… decided to just give us some quality time alone."
"Is that so? Will he be alright, though?"
Kangin rolled his eyes at his boyfriend's motherly behavior. "He'll be fine. He has Shindong with him. And his turtle."
"Ah. Alright then."
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It had went smoothly, their date. For the first 15 minutes.
"Kangin hyuuuung! Leeteuk hyuuung!"
Kangin nearly spurt his coke from his nose hole when a sixty-something kilograms glomped on his back.
"Sungminnie!" replied Leeteuk with the same enthusiasm before he got his life squeezed out of him by the bubbly boy.
"Hi, hyungs." Kyuhyun smiled - smirked? - at them.
"Awwww you guys look so good together! Teuk-hyung you look gorgeous!" Sungmin exclaimed, still hugging Leeteuk. And his pink bunny.
"Min, stop groping random people I might get jealous." the maknae said flatly and held Sungmin beside him.
"You guys look so… contrast." Kangin said, for lack of better words, eyeing Kyuhyun's dark jacket, bored face and Sungmin's pink, fluffy jumper and his radiant all-teeth smile. And his pink bunny. Leeteuk jabbed him at the side.
"I know right! We just really meant for each other!" Sungmin hugged Kyuhyun, barely grasping Kangin's statement. "You think so too right, bunny?" Did he just talk to his stuffed toy? Kangin didn't have any time to digest Sungmin's last action as he was dragged by the said boy and his own boyfriend to find another ride.
Oh, no. He was not going to spent his first date with this… whatever, couple. "Er, Sungmin. I think we sh-"
"YO MAN TOUCH MAN!" Kangin stiffened. This is not happening. This is just couldn’t be happening. Not in my first date, he thought with dread. He knew that voice. Knew it too well.
Before he could turn around and face another one of his nightmares the other boys beat him to it.
"Heechul-ah!" "Chullie-hyung!" Leeteuk and Sungmin cried simultaneously, confirming his oncoming misery. "Yay hyungs! You're here too!" that was Donghae. And if Donghae was there, Eunhyuk must be there too. Kyuhyun smirked at him. "You are not going to get any."
"I'll kill you later. Brat."
"I don't mind if you kill me instead."
Choi Siwon, the president of the student council, Mr. straight A's, and teachers' all-time favorite, suddenly appeared beside them, looking very rumpled with a face that saying 'I'm not supposed to be here'.
"Why are you here?" Kangin asked suspiciously not understanding why someone like Choi Siwon would hang out around his group of abnormal friends.
"It's because Hechuul…"
"You're going on a date with him?"
"I am not!"
Silence.
"I never know you swing that way." Kyuhyun stated flatly.
"I do not!"
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Kangin should've known. He should have known that his love life would never go that smooth. At least not with these boys hanging around him all the time, he thought when his group of friends demanded for more rides even after three hours of playing and hogging HIS Leeteuk for themselves while he was left to sulk behind with Siwon.
"What's next what's next what's next?" Donghae, who in Kangin's opinion, would never pass his childhood stage, started tugging onLeeteuk's sleeve hyperbolically. Just as Leeteuk was about to open his mouth a rumbling sound was heard. Everyone looked at the source of the sound.
"Oops." Sungmin's pink cheeks matched his outfits perfectly. And, his pink bunny.
"Sungmin is hungry. Let's go eat!" Eunhyuk exclaimed trying to save his friend from further embarrassment.
"Come to think of it, I'm hungry too. Let's eat then." Heechul agreed.
"I want steak!" Donghae said suddenly. "Sirloin tenderloin blackpepper-"
"Wait, Hae! We're Korean! We should eat like one!"
"What should we eat then, Hyuk?"
"Ramyun!" Eunhyuk pointed at particular picture in front of a cafe.
"... Eunhyuk-ssi, that's not a ramyun. It's a spaghetti." Siwon informed him kindly.
"I want to ride a ferris wheel!"
"Min, you said you were hungry..."
"Leeteuk, what do you have in mind?" Hankyung asked in the middle of the chaos.
Leeteuk pondered about it for a moment. He caught the slumped figure of Kangin, he thought more.
"Hurry up, brats! I'm starving." Heechul barked to the still arguing Donghae, Eunhyuk and Sungmin. "You guys decide it now or I'll do it for you. And you'll regret that!"
"Guys, sorry but I think I'll pass." Leeteuk said, successfully gathering attentions from the other parties.
"I should spend more time with Kangin-" he walked towards Kangin and linked their hands together. Kangin just stood there, dumbfounded, "-now that it's our first date."
Sungmin squealed, Heechul made retching sounds and Hankyung slapped him on the back of the head.
"Well then, have fun, you two. See you next Monday!"
They went to opposite directions and even after some distance away Kangin could still hear Sungmin's exclamation of 'umma and appa! They're umma and appa!' between Eunhyuk's 'It's ramyun! I know!' and Donghae's 'Steaksteaksteaksteak' while Heechul screamed bloody murder for them to just get going.
"Teukie…"
"I figured you want us some private moment."
"About time you realized that." Kangin snorted. But if anything, he is happy that Leeteuk actually cared.
Leeteuk only laughed and pinched his cheek with a 'don't pout, Kanginnie!' and Kangin's protruding lips immediately stretched into a grin.
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They went to a hill just behind the amusement park and Leeteuk was officially awe struck . Mouth agape, eyes wide, he walked briskly to the edge to get a better view. Kangin chuckled and followed close.
"Isn't it pretty?" Leeteuk asked and suddenly he sensed a deja vu. He smirked devilishly. He's going to get his kiss tonight.
"Yes. But," Kangin spun Leeteuk around a little bit harshly - impatient much? "it's nothing compared to what I'm seeing now..." he tried saying it as romantic as possible but, damn Leeteuk's slightly parted lips were so distracting at the moment.
Silence descended upon them, just stared at each other - with Kangin's occasional glance at Leeteuk's lips. But contrary to the scenario that was playing in his head, Leeteuk, very suddenly burst out laughing his ass off.
Kangin only stood there looking scandalized as Leeteuk kept shoving and slapping his shoulder shouting lines like, 'Kangin-ah, you're so cheesy!' all the while laughing in tears. And it seemed like the guy won't be able to stop cackling anytime soon.
Kangin cried, "Oh, for fuck's sake!" grabbed Leeteuk by the back of his neck and crushed their lips together.
Leeteuk tensed, surprised at first. But then he quickly melted into the kiss, tangling his hand on Kangin's black hair. The taller slid his hand down, rested dangerously low on between Leeteuk's hips and ass.
Kangin very vaguely heard some rustling from the bushes behind him but he was very preoccupied at the moment - mainly his lips and tongue. And hand - so he paid no heed to it.
When the kiss ended, both were breathing heavily. Kangin cupped Leeteuk's blushing cheeks feeling his love for the other man deepen.
"Teuk-ah, I lo-"
"SQUIRREL!!"
Leeteuk shrieked and shoved Kangin off the way to catch the fur ball. The said animal made some unidentified squeaking sound and dashed quickly for his dear life.
And then some hysterical laughter were heard from behind the bushes. Kangin's left eye twitched.
"I SWEAR YOU GUYS ARE DEAD MEATS."
And with that the boys stumbled into each other while trying to escape from the furious beast. Kyuhyun, Hankyung and Siwon watched from the sideline.
"Don't you think we have such interesting circle of friends, Siwon-ssi?"
"… why am I here."
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End.