i've been talking to jess for a bit and she is saying things that make me think. i don't like to think. it's too late at night. i'm too impressionable at this hour.

hit me up on aim if you like. pedaltotheground, folks.

well okay maybe i should go easy. after all i do not want to be the town jerk. someone be my friend.

wassup, losers. so i finally got one of these things. neat-o or whatever. anyway, don't talk to me unless you're hot or cool or even better a combination of both. because, you know, i am the cool hanson. the only one to not have knocked up a chick in the last year. AHA, i am so mean. but you love it.

ps. stop fucking married men, you sluts.