I realise I have no nasty subject line or opening sentence.

[turpinol]

Last night I dreamt not only that I had a sword, but that I ripped a giant gash into Morgan Mullarkey's chest with it. It was Hanukkah and I was at home, and my dad gave me a new sword for Hanukkah. I have never owned a sword in my life, but I remember very clearly that it was a new sword. I think I collected them. I started waving it around,

Comments

[legit_regit]

I don't think everyone has it figured out just yet.

[turpinol]

Well, that's easy for you to say, really.

[seamus_f]

You can't include me. I've always known. I knew when I was tiny. So I am clearly completely mad and do not count.

Anyway, don't panic. It doesn't look good on you.

[turpinol]

I blame you for all of my insecurities.

[wheresmytoad]

Having multiple things to choose from isn't any easier, believe me.

And I still have to pass N.E.W.T.s.

I think we're all getting fried.

[turpinol]

Well, at least you just have the two, instead of thousands. That's got to be of some help. I suppose the cauldron always looks blacker from the other side.

[erniemacmillan]

Don't forget me! I'm going to be an Unspeakable! I can't talk about it though.

Arma the Artistic was the goblin leader in 1276 who temporarily reinstated harmony between the Irish and Scottish goblins by painting a mural expressing their similarities!

[turpinol]

Oh, that's right. I should've remembered that!