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An address to a beer-having, backrub-giving, nerd-loving chick would see airline stock skyrocket as nerds around the world booked their tickets to Houston with the quickness, in hopes of reliving themselves of the damned iron mask that is virginity ( Read more... )

W.A.Y. has done it again.

Don't download this song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yz-grdpKVqg

Q: "Don't you yanks have a constitiution for this sort of thing?"

A: "Lots of Americans have the constitution of a beached whale."

A recent discussion on a popular forum.

the original Googleplex is intended to be preserved as part of the companies living history.

Response: 'So often you 'see the here come's an S u'sage of apo'strophe's, but ( Read more... )

"Older drivers face special challenges, like farmer's markets leaping out in front of them"

"The internet will be a thriving, low-cost network of billions of devices by 2020, all looking for Sarah Connor"

-- Fark Headlines

"Credit cards and direct deposit now exist and you can stop living in fear that someone is going to mug you for your cash ( Read more... )

"In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting."
--Ernest Rutherford,
father of nuclear physics,
Nobel Prize winner 1908

He was born on today's date, in New Zealand, in 1871.

"When all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
-- old adage

"Seems as if for a secretary with Excel, everything looks like a table."
-- random comment on a popular forum

Some kid flushed his iPod in the toilet of an airplane. The plane was promptly diverted to Otawa so that police can investigate. The discussion on slashdot:

iPods use Sony lithium ion batteries. For fear of an explosion in the plane shitter, I'd say the FAA was quite prudent in this decision.

Your right, if it had exploded the shit would have hit ( Read more... )

A great discussion on slashdot:

User A says:
"I dunno how much AIDS scare y'all, but I got a theory - the day they come out with a cure for AIDS. Guaranteed, one-shot cure. On that day, there's gonna be fucking in the streets, man. It's over! Who're you? C'mere! What's your name, baby? No, it's over, yeah, woo-hoo! Man, if you can't get laid on ( Read more... )

As if we needed another proof that some people get addicted to games. This kid (http://youtube.com/watch?v=F9pgOmlHE2k) clearly has issues.

In other news, Fidel Castro would have been 80 today. Or maybe he is 80? Dead or alive, August 13 is his birthday.