A single spore lands, finds nourishment in decay and attains maturity..
In turn it exhales a cloud of life, a thousand spores land... so progresses Juffo-Wup.

Our bodies seethe with the passion of our genes.
A thousand of your species do not possess the richness in one of my cells.

Juffo-wup fills in my fibers and I grow turgid. Violent action

Wife wanted to buy cockroach poison today. Stopped her just in time ( Read more... )

A sudden thought sent chills down my spine ( Read more... )

A -----> <------ B ( Read more... )

今天是我们这对新人的大喜之日....在此向大家抽空来出席晚宴字义万二分谢意.
Today is TB's & TG's wedding, we would like to thank everyone for gracing us with your presents (hah) today.

(至于那些说有来却没来的他妈的混账小东西, 我们想对你说)
(As for those sons of their mothers who did not turn up even though they said they will, we like to say)

法克又!!!
Fark you!!

[play wedding highlights]
[1st march in]

With the call to go green, a few ideas came into my ahead ( Read more... )

Worn out from sweeping, scrubbing the floor, cleaning the windows, mopping, sweeping, scrubbing, mopping...

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Status of new house:
No bed
No food
No sofa
No tables
No clothes
No curtains
No utensils
No visible furniture
Internet and TV is up and running.Final verdict: House declared habitable ( Read more... )

Something about this world seems very surreal to me. Mabbe more frustrating then surreal ( Read more... )

Wife went to pick up alkaline chemicals (shampoo, soap, scrub etc). Things that smell nice... ewch.

Came across this:


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Turtle: I am cow says (11:34 PM ( Read more... )