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This is not where I thought things would be at this point.
I've been missing. Hopefully, I'll be around more.
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Round Robin (except not really)
Once upon a time, there was a very fat robin. The other songbirds would laugh and make fat jokes in school loud enough for the fat robin to hear, and this made him very sad. When he told his mother about the cruel names children called him, she beat all their asses and told her son. "You're not fat. You're just... very round." From then on, when ( Read more... ) -
ILU
LIFE IS AWESOME. PIZZA IS AWESOME. FRIENDS ARE AWESOME.
CAPSLOCK ABUSE IS WAAAAAAAY BEYONE AWESOME, SO DEAL WITH IT. -
Popcorn
I am awesome. Fuck you.
- dictated by Christina to her Awesome Roommate as the update for her LJ -
The Pink Tuesdays With Murray
As our story begins, Andy was sitting in the Landmark Diner, calmly impatiently eating his fries. There was an old man watching him eat through the window ( Read more... ) -
WORLD CONQUEST, PHASE 32
It begins Friday night. You know who you are. If you don't know who I am, well, then you know.
:D
Hacking your LJ,
Love,
your roommate
(P.S.,
I'm serious. World Conquest is not an idea. It is a way of life. And I'm using you in my plan. Get use to it.) -
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Conversation with Dora Kitty earlier...
"...Me too. I'm hoping I can just sleep through it though."
"Wait... you mean life right?"
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TAKEOVER
I've stolen your livejournal, Turtle Girl. There is no getting it back now. MUAHAHAHAHA. -
If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out.
I'm tearing apart at the seams.
I think I'm a bear thats lost its stuffing.
And maybe an eye too. -
Things are always at their best in the beginning.
Now that I've hit bottom,
I'm falling apart.