Hello folks! I will be in NJ this Saturday at 11:30am at the PHILLY DINNER! Sammy and I are going to be in NJ for two days and we are visiting family so this is the cahnce for the Rowanites to see if they wanna see for one last time as a single man. At the end of Sept. Sammy and I will tie the knot! So respond to this email if you wanna come ( Read more... )

Some where deep within one of Michael Jackson's mansions is a red wooden sled... and upon that wooden sled the name "Rose Bud" is painted in gold. hehehehe ( Read more... )

I just read an artical that said that Michael Jackson was 400 million in debt. Holy shit. I think that Blanket better get a job quick ( Read more... )

We had people protesting outside of my news station tonight because of ABC running the President's whatever thingy (seriously I've been so busy I have no idea what the speech is about ( Read more... )

I haven't posted in ages. I've been working long hours. I do have to say one thing: Lindsy Lohan is much too thin. I hear that heroin does that to a person though.

So, you may remember the woman who put her man in the well for his social security checks from an earlier post. Well, the folks over at the S.S. Dept. found out that she was recieving another check from her first husband who, hasn't filed taxes in 15 years ( Read more... )

Natasha Richardson's death is just freaky. On the freakin' bunny slopes. I'm now afraid for my brain.

I'll be wearing a giant white crash helmut for walks at Maymont Park now and for the rest of my life. Jassus! The FECKIN' BUNNY SLOPES JUST GOT REAL.

There was a crime scene truck with a police SUV on either side of the well. Next to the well was a dirty sleeping bag, a blue tarp and the black body bag. The hole feild stunk like death. A dead body smells like backed up sewage. I feels like it hurts your lungs and hangs heavy in the air. Dead animals on the side of the road are no different ( Read more... )

So, I go out to Mineral, VA which is just a series of farmlands and houses thrown together with odds and ends in every front yard. I think it's a law out there to have at least one broken down car some place on the property. I get out of the news van and there's a cop. "I can get you up to the well in a second okay?" he says. "Well?" I ask. " ( Read more... )

Four little ants sat in a tunnel just below the hole. The first little ant said "I work for Truth." and with that he picked up his rock and climbed out of the hole. The second little ant picked up his stone and said "I work for Justice." and he climbed out of the hole. The third little ant smiled and said "I work for my god." and he picked up ( Read more... )