Well, I guess I graduate from college tomorrow.

...hello?

I want to go to bachelorette parties every weekend. Pictures to follow.

JACK SPARROW PONYTAIL.

Apparently, it's impossible to put me in a corner.

1. Animal Planet used Architecture in Helsinki in one of their commercials.
2. Aids used The Books in one of their commercials.

I received a pedometer at work today.
Also, I drove home in a convertible.
My fortune cookie at lunch today said:
"One's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions."
I liked that. A lot.

Tonight's the night.

I know exactly what I want.

Yesterday, my mom told me that my eyes looked Egyptian.
Yesterday, my dad called my baby puppy Cujo.
Someone called me a corrupt person.
I laughed.

I am not going to lie: that was actually painful to write. If you want to read it, let me know.