I don't know if they're showing the new coke ad on TV yet but that's Jack White's Jingle! A song about love ( Read more... )

My bones were creaking today. Mainly the knees. Do I recall doing any heavy lifting ( Read more... )

So my rib is nothing major. Just let me indulge in my flawed rib for a bit. OK?

Can I make half-assedness a word? cos I see a lot of it around.

I've been perpetually yawning. So I guess that means I have to take bigger breaths.

Could this be the longest and best title for a song?:
"Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A ( Read more... )

I am so in lust with Ed is Dead by The Pixies. I have never been this horny for a song but I am going insane over this one. Sorry but it's the truth. If I could lick this song I would.

I have a habit of chewing my thumbnail if I'm bored. (chewing I don't bite) And I keep forgetting I've got nail polish on so yeah... not nice. But it's not toxic right? Mmmm. *sniffs toxic fumes ( Read more... )

Waiting to fall asleep. I'm like a salamander right now. Watch my eyes go ( Read more... )

I need a good shake up. Like someone telling me to wake the fuck up ( Read more... )

Oh how I feel like something ( Read more... )

Early morning people. Howdy all.

So what do I find in the morning along with an empty stomach and no food? I find this photo.


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Don't you hate it when you're eating an apple and you suddenly realise that you might have swallowed the sticker? I really should put my glasses on. Besides that, Banana prices are soaring, the sea is rising and the world may end any day now. But I'm really worried about the bananas ( Read more... )