I keep seeing these commercials for "Guys Gone Wild," which I'm pretty sure was born out of a joke on a sketch comedy show (Chappelle's Show?) but now is a real, living, breathing product ( Read more... )

OK. I know I've been gone for three months, and I know this is a lame-ass thing to come back with, but I wanted to share my tale of dumb-ass tech support, and how I just spent an hour on the phone with some guy with a heavy Indian accent who, for all I know, was actually speaking to me FROM INDIA, where it almost certainly is NOT 1 o'clock in the ( Read more... )

Yesterday I was a groomsman at my best friend's wedding.  It was an amazing thing to behold: One of my favorite people in the world married one of my OTHER favorite people in the world.

So whether you know them or not, I invite you, implore you: raise a glass to Mr. and Mrs. Neel and Julie Shah.

Congratulations and all the best.  I love you both.

So I'm watching reruns of the most recent Last Comic Standing on...I don't know, Bravo or some shit.

I dig on this show.  The reality TV formula is a lot more palatable when it's staffed by people with enough wits about them to string sentences together in an attempt to be funny.  Plus the standup sequences offer a nice alternative to...well, the ( Read more... )

We received an obituary at work today.  The woman's occupation was listed as "Ass Controller ( Read more... )

HOW did I not know about this whole Ted Stevens, "the internet is not a big truck, it's a series of tubes" thing until now?  How long ago did this happen?!

This is the funniest thing I've seen since Cheney shot that guy.  Man, the way he says the word "tubes"...it's like he's TRYING to make it funny.

And whoever made this video should be canonized.

I'm having a terrible series of days. But right now all I can think about is how mind-blowing it must be to be an insect ( Read more... )

1. Turn on your favorite media player and turn your shuffle feature on ( Read more... )

I'm playing a show on May 22.

It's high time I started rocking the fuck out.

OK. So ( Read more... )