I wish the Corsicar was a transformer. His name would either be Quickfast or Tinker, but either way we would be best friends. He could help me win the heart of the love interest by stalling at the appropriate times and switching the radio station over to a romantic radio station. Then we could all save the world together. Sigh ( Read more... )

are playing in Chicago on July 18th. For free. If anybody would care to go please let me know. I'd like to take the train there if possible, but if somebody has a car that can make it there we can do that too. Tinker the Corsicar says she wouldnt feel up to making the trip.

Im going to miss the duplex. And living on my own.

I bought linen shorts and icky thump yesterday.
Also, my brother got a 42 inch plasma TV.

Other than that Im not very pleased with the State of the Brandon. It seems like it must revert back to its former self.

I played basketball with my niece last weekend and she demanded that I shout the word Budabaduh before I shot every ball. She claimed that it was a secret word that helps you make baskets. It worked for a few shots but I still think her theory was flawed ( Read more... )

Once again I try to bring a little good into someone's life and it just gets shoved aside. Silly me for thinking I could change something for the better, right. I shoud know better. I guess everyone just wants what's bad for them. Oh well. Good never prevails, Batman.

I think Don Cheadle came into Best Buy today.

Yesterday I saw a kid on the side of the road pump his fist at a fire truck to get it to honk. It made me wonder why kids can't do that whenever I pass by in the corsicar. Sure, my horn isnt as loud, but its much more rewarding than the blat of a fire engine.

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man." Quote by Beatrice from Shakespeare's play Much Ado About Nothing. Yeah. And yet I still hath no girlfriend.

Does anyone know where the nearest Sonic is? Apparently there's a new Full Throttle Flavored slush and, as a man, I must try it. I secretly hope it's kind of far away so an action/adventure can take place.

So I woke up an hour late for work today, but I devised the world's most awesomest excuse on the way in and told it to my manager. Here goes ( Read more... )

So we aren't buying the house with the bar. Crud. Which means Im probabaly going to have to live with my parents again. Double crud ( Read more... )