DEATH!

[twaingirl]

I've been bit by a spider in my sleep last night!

So, tomorrow I'll either be dead or dressed in tights, saving the city.

Comments

[sacred_ikon]

I vote for saving the city in tights!

[twaingirl]

Me too! But maybe after I lose the cellulite first. Until then I rescue the city in jeans.

[oceanmuffin]

I got bit by a squirrel once and thought I'd get super squirrel powers and soon be stuffing nuts thrice the size of my head into my super-expansive cheeks, but instead I got rabies.

Either way, some kind of spider-like superhero could've saved me. Hint, hint.

[twaingirl]

Working on it. So far, I haven't been able to climb the wall. In fact, it's been climbing me.

[twaingirl]

sigh. yes.
I have been bitten is the past participle.
I was bit is the past something. Guh.

[anonymous]

That's like the episode of Family Guy where Mayor West rolls around in toxic waste in order to fight the super-powered Griffith family and ended up with Leukemia.

[dashrealfar]

BTW that last comment was from me.