“Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun ( Read more... )

I don't know if it was hilarious or deeply aggravating to find out that the girl I was seeing and who broke up with me has just started to date some ripped dude with a bunch of tattoos and a low-rider truck. I don't like to judge a book by it's cover, but literally every picture on this fellow's Facebook was of his muscles, his tattoos, or his low- ( Read more... )

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There'll be days like this, of course. I wake up and the day looks promising but the forecast says otherwise. I dress in spring clothes anyway. The sky above at 8:30 in the morning was blue with little white clouds. The sky to the west seemed of a different landscape: gray, ominous, and moving east fast. This was the crossroads of the weather and ( Read more... )

After I woke up, I said to her, "for a moment there, I didn't know where I was, and then I looked over at you and was like 'YES!'"

I don't understand my life at all. Lately like I've felt like a terrible mess. I've already said "fuck it" to the first two assignments I had to do. It took me a week to even get my books. I'm slowly ruining a perfectly good relationship. I need to get my shit together. I've started to occasionally forget to take my anti-depressants, and if you've ( Read more... )

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Occasionally I'm reminded of a very good reason to stay in school, and that's so that one day, one magical day, I wont have to work on weekends or holidays, and I'll be able to see the fireworks on July 4th. Today, I really thought I was going to be able to get off early, and then I got sat with a table again and thus was my fate to have to stick ( Read more... )

You are like a flower because vaginas are like flowers.

-Will and Josh

Accurately summing up hundreds of years of love poems.

I have very few rules for parties at my place. All I ask is this:

1. If you spend the night, please clean up a few things before you leave. I don't expect you to sweep or scrub anything, all I ask is that you put empty cans in a trash bag.

2. Please don't eat my food, and if you do, leave money for it.

That's it, two rules.