Teachers everywhere agree: I am a bad student!

Also my mom made me a pie and my dad flew it out to me at school.

My class was cancelled today?

someone is arc welding outside my door.

So this one time, you see, this one time, this one time this happened to me, this thing, see, this dude, this guy, he came over, this dude, and he was all up in my grill, all up in my business, see, all up in my grill, and i was like, i said to him, to this guy, i said, "you'd better back off, see" i said, see, "You had better just back the fuck ( Read more... )

I'll fuck you up! You mess around in the hood like a motherfucker you get jumped like a motherfucker, you hear me?

too good to be true.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/09/0927_050927_giant_squid.html

i'll cut my sdown klfucdking toenaiulls, thank yiy very mucdh. who the fucdkare you?>

the magnets have begun to strike back in vigor. they have mobilized far sooner than i could have expected or prepared for. The novelty block magnets seem to be the most well equipped for actual combat, but i feel that the biggest threat is coming from the magnetic poetry, as they have begun sending cryptic messages that i believe are code for ( Read more... )

startling revelation regarding the magnets. they appear to be splitting off and forming factions. i am worried about the threat they may pose to our living situation should this sort of behaviour continue. earlier today i thought i saw the magnet poetry spelling out death threats to the novelty magnet describing how stick figures became extinct ( Read more... )

the magnets have already begun to thin out, or maybe it is just my imagination. updates to come as situation warrants.