Alright everyone, this may be short notice, but you should all come to my track meet at the University of Wisconsin Whitewater this friday. Why should you do this thing? Well, because you love me. Or, if you need real reasons, this is the last home meet we have untill next year, and it is like a huge deal. Apparently this meet is where the talent ( Read more... )

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You explode. Yes. Because I have decreed it to be so. Yes. All complaints can get SHOVED RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!! In other news, go take an aeronautical reproductive action with an intersecting vector point with a rotating pastery. In layman's terms, go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. I thought that that was hilarious, but sadly I did not ( Read more... )

FUCK YOUR COUCH!

Well, I rock. I wasnt sure if you were aware, but I do. In other news:

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well, i finally knuckled under and set a date for my party. see you all january 6th. its a friday. call me if you need to know, well, anything. 262-391-1691. merry christmas.

All American Kid
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i am an offical member of the whitewater track team. thats right, i made the final cuts. phatty.

she wants me

Do you remember what it feels like when someone you trust implicitly ruins that trust? When you don't want to believe something so bad that you almost manage to convince yourself that it isn't true? Do you remember what it feels like to rage at someone you love? Do you remember what it feels like to be helpless? Do you remember what it feels like ( Read more... )