for no good reason. I seriously feel totally lame. I mean, like, the people on all the sitcoms. Not the poeple we all love, but the ones we make fun of because they are lame. I feel like that. I don't even have a reason, other then that I feel lame. Maybe it is my total and complete lack of casy, or maybe my total and complete lack of drive. I mean ( Read more... )

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I HAVE PROCURED FOR MYSELF A HAIRCUT!

and I am not wearing any clothes. That is right, I am sitting here in my boxers because I just got up. In fact, I do not think that I will wear any clothes today if I can avoid it. Unfortunatly for me, I know this to be an impossible goal, because at some point or another, I will become equal to hungre, which will necessitate my leaving my dorm to ( Read more... )

Its quarter to five in the goddamn morning, and we just had the goddamn fire alarm go off and im going the fuck back to bed.

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I HAVE RUN A 1 MIN 16 SEC 500 M TIME TRIAL. BOW DOWN TO WORSHIP THE PHATNESS THAT IS ME!!!!!

I have caved to the inevitable. Enjoy. Make up your own captions and submit them in the comments section. if they are good enough, I'll change the post to include yor comments ( Read more... )

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