My next door neighbor, who kept me up Monday night due to her watching Dirty Dancing and making mixed drinks after midnight, is now squealing on the phone ( Read more... )

See, I was so hungover I didn't realize that I'd already mentioned what happened last Thursday.

So the three most recent LJ friends' entries all begin with some variation of the following "I'm tired ( Read more... )

So last night I had perhaps my most drunken experience in years...naturally I remember very little of it. I do recall being driven home by my crush, not being able to get into my apartment despite having the right key, calling him back only to discover that I did indeed know how to open my front door and then throwing up in my toilet, followed by ( Read more... )

So I have finally mastered the art of the cooking of the rice. It involves a rice cooker. It makes rice infinitely better than any other means!!! Thank God I stole one of the two we had at home ( Read more... )

Taken from a certain away message earlier today...What is it with me and lawyers? But I hate Law & Order... maybe it's something about the word proseCUTE... beats me ( Read more... )

I sincerely hope that I'm about to go on a date and not be mind-fucked ( Read more... )

I had a dream during my nap today that before the Scissor Sisters came up with their current incarnation, they were an angry brit rock band that made music videos on playgrounds.

In other news, I got a haircut.

Note to self (and readers): Diet Mountain Dews consumed two hours before bedtime are not a wise move, even as a study aid ( Read more... )

Party at Jilly's! Either next weekend or the one after that, in Richmond. Come one, come all ( Read more... )