twenty3skidoo

When you are the ghost, there's not much to fear

twenty3skidoo Jul 17, 2006 03:16

On the news Kobe Bryant is tossing the basketball with some kid wearing a Kobe jersey. I don't know what the kid did or what disease he has. I haven't been listening.
I got back from the old hometown tonight. The folks have bought a new house and I had to, after nine years, get the rest of my shit out of the old one. My leftovers. The new place is ( Read more... )

certainly not chuck palahniuk

Lies

twenty3skidoo Jul 14, 2006 03:50

If I have to watch one more steroid-buff baseball slugger push a little cancer-ridden kid around the bases at their local stadium while regional fluff reporter Johnny Feelgood gets shots of the kid smiling and crying from every contrived angle... look out.

pthc, lies, baseball, los lonely boys, news

Break dance for the children

twenty3skidoo Jul 07, 2006 10:03

I wonder just what happens next. I get to make decisions! You know, you're always the last to smell your own stink. You know what else? Getting off of work at 8 in the morning sucks for a few reasons, but the one that springs to mind at present is the lack of concious drug connections. It's been too long since I saw The Jerk. God, I could really go ( Read more... )

do you want me to pour the beer frank?, prank phone calls, garrison keiler, letter to the editor, bill bixby, tom landry, cat farts, larry the cable guy, dry wit, freight trains, calendar year, jersey shore, break dancing, languid yearning, hotmail

tic, tic, tic, tic

twenty3skidoo Apr 05, 2006 04:03

Fuck it all.
12:05am: Stop at ATM. Withdraw $20
12:08am: Stop at gas station. Purchase two (2) packs of cigarettes
12:14am: Purchase food from 24hr McDonalds
12:20am: Drive by houses of upper-middle class Jonesboroites while eating the food and smoking the cigarettes.
12:47am: Arrive at work 28 minutes early.
This is my life, and it's ending one ( Read more... )

leg warmers, seti, child prostitution, norad, breast implants, groundskeeper willie

Fuck me.

twenty3skidoo Apr 04, 2006 04:12

It's 4:30 a.m on a Tuesday morning and this son of a bitch shows up at work and starts playing the "Los Lonely Boys." If you aren't familiar with them, you are lucky. Of all the things I don't want to hear when in a foul mood at 4am, this group's strains would be near the top of the list. Gerrr.

Oh, yeah

twenty3skidoo Mar 31, 2006 02:25

And if they ever make a movie about Jill Carroll, she should be played by David Cross.

Because "The Ten Commandments" needed to be remade

twenty3skidoo Mar 31, 2006 02:01

For those of you who do not work at an ABC affiliate, and thus are likely to be blissfully unaware of the fact, ABC will soon be airing a remake of the Cecil B. DeMille classic "The Ten Commandments." I've not seen any of the new version other than what's shown on the promos, but it looks pretty rough. Moses seems to have been rewritten into ( Read more... )

pthc, charlton heston, the ten commanments, black oak arkansas, remakes, porno

I feel dirty

twenty3skidoo Mar 30, 2006 03:22

Hello, and welcome to my freshly reestablished livejournal! Like a newborn messiah, still wet with afterbirth, I deliver it to you, dripping with multiple unpleasantries. This is where I'll be passing my time at work now, since they blocked myspace. Ohhhh, myspace. I hate you. No! No! I was just kidding baby!! Why don't you come over here and let ( Read more... )