This boy comes home from school one day and says to his mother, "I had sex with my teacher today ( Read more... )

my room smells like rotten chocolate milk....I HATE MY ROOM MATE

The average military man is 19 years old. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but definetly old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than ( Read more... )

fricke686: bygod
hoosierdaddy08: ?
hoosierdaddy08: god is not bi
fricke686: byGod
hoosierdaddy08: God is catholic
fricke686: lol
hoosierdaddy08: and not those freaky catholic priests
fricke686: when ur right ur right

missin home more everyday.....71 days left

best weekend of my life...thank you

Iran's President-elect Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has vowed to pursue a peaceful nuclear program and said Iran does not need the United States to make progress.

umm...no...hell no in fact

and good news my room mate came home drunk at like 430 this morning and decided to try and trash the room and throw up....so i kicked his ass

i just saw batman begins...it was badass...i got a boner

Today's big question:Do chickens have large Talons?

A poll showed that approval for the Bush administration's war on terrorism also has declined, with 10 percent of respondents saying they were very satisfied with the way things were going in the war on terrorism, down from 19 percent in a February poll ( Read more... )

ive felt my blood pressure rising all day. another long day of being bitched at for what? thats right nothing i did wrong...how is this different from any other day..ur answer..its not except it was even hotter than normal and my cell phone broke. other than that it was a good day and another day closer to home. church was good and im looking ( Read more... )

my roomies dad asked me this the other day...if u had a box full of odds and ends...then u threw all of them away but one...what would u have...i thought about for awhile....and even though i dont care...it pissed me off