GUGENHIEMER!

It's 3:15 AM, and I'm at work at a god-awful industrial plant working my ass off. I just want to, as the subject reads, go home and sleep. I know for a fact that as I leave this shop in my little blue Ford Escort, God himself is going to intervene with my life and end it in one hell of a fiery conflagration. Either that, or I'll fall alseep on ( Read more... )

This hasn't happened in a long time and most likely won't happen for a set of time which will, in the future, be deemed as a long time. The only time I have on the internet is at work, right before I start, on the weekends. Myke, we must have Taboo Tuesdays. Connor...call us.

I'm hungry.

ATTENTION ALL RAPERS OF MY FRIENDS PAGE: I REALIZE THAT BY POSTING THIS I AM CREATING A SEVERE BITCH OF AN IRONY, BUT HEAR ME OUT. I DO NOT SOLICIT YOUR GIANT PICTURES OF YOU AND AN UGLY PERSON WEARING DUMB HATS. IF I WISHED TO VIEW THESE PICTURES, WHICH I DO NOT, I WOULD ASK TO DO SO AT MY LIESURE. THIS APPLIES TO ALL OTHER PICTURES DEEMED ( Read more... )

Things the Government CAN'T do to you

• Kill you.
  
• Take away your freedom.
  
• Be bastards.
  

Words that rock: Snifter, delicious, rambuctious, latitude, Chernobyl, Zimbabwe, kindred, fellatio, Shabutie, voracious.

I am worth $2,150,898.00 on HumanForSale.com

That's right. Moneys.

I would like to make a formal apology for what I wrote to you yestreday, Alex. I was pissed and I wrote some things that I did not mean. I got caught up in the moment of my anger, and it won't happen again. I just want you to forgive me for my outburst, and we can pretend that it never happened. I truly am sorry for being such an asshole ( Read more... )

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You all REALLY piss me off!

If for some reason you think that you might not piss me off, comment and I'll tell you whether or not you deserve to live.