Yeah.

Next year, there will be no soda at Mountain View. None. None in the Student Store, and none in the vending machines. People will be going through withdrawals, and those students that cannot leave the school grounds such as Sophomores and Freshman will have almost no means of obtaining soda. Except maybe bringing it with them ( Read more... )

Frank Douglass Tally: 2

FRANK DOUGLASS!

And that's it.

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• Like
  
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Reasons to like Frank Douglass...

1. He's cool.
   
2. He's Frank Douglass.
   
3. Frank Douglass could palm a buick and shove it through your rectum using only his eyelashes.
   
4. Not only could Frank Douglass make your woman scream like a deaf girl after and during sexing her, he could please any man, at any ( Read more... )

Instead of typing "My penis is huge and Godlike, and certainly noteworthy" 50 times in a row like this: My penis is huge and Godlike, and certainly noteworthy My penis is huge and Godlike, and certainly noteworthy My penis is huge and Godlike, and certainly noteworthy My penis is huge and Godlike, and certainly noteworthy My penis is huge and ( Read more... )

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Have sex no less than 300 times in one day; beat up a midget; head-butt the president; bust a nut in Chelsea Clinton's face; shotgun a 5th of Jack Daniels; visit the emergency room at least 7 times.

Get your resolution here

Marines are out. College is in. No money. Getting grant hopefully. Going to apply for an African-American scholarship...if I don't get it I'll scream descrimination. Probably going to need a place to live. I'm sure something will work out...and if it doesn't, the car is always...umm...I was going to say warm and waterproof, but it's niether ( Read more... )

Damien likes boys.

Somehow I've found nothing.

OSU scientist questions the moral basis of a vegan diet (3/5/02 ( Read more... )