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[twicetoomany]

Dear women of the world,
I would like to hang out with one of you if:
1) You don't hide the fact that you have a boyfriend from me.
2) You return my phonecalls.
3) ...well, that's just about it.

Comments

[the_sushi_menu]

1) i have a boyfriend
2) call then i'll call back
3) ok then...

muahahahahahahahaha♥

[twicetoomany]

But you are way too young for me.
Seventeen is almost too young.
In fact, most likely.
But, I still love ya.

[the_sushi_menu]

exactly...but that way no one will get disappointed so it works ya know...

don't forget:

[hellovoltage]

4)You have better things to do than get drunk and loud.

Re: don't forget:

[twicetoomany]

Amen.
When I get drunk I usually turn into an introvert.

[imspillingblood]

ladies are lametown but then again so are boys

theres no winning

most of the human race sucks at life

[twicetoomany]

Dude, ladies are the capital of Lamestopia.

[rockandrollhigh]

whoo!

I'm so in.

[twicetoomany]

We are so hanging out.

[rockandrollhigh]

Awesome.

We SO were just chatting and then my internet pooped and now you're not online.

Poop.

[twicetoomany]

Haha, that's what I thought. But, I was on my way out to go swimming with Will. But I'm online now and no Colleen is to be found.

[sparkimus_prime]

i dont have a boyfriend
i would return your phone calls.
i too am quite a youngin

true.."most of the human race sucks at life"
amen.

[twicetoomany]

Mos def.