tootie has fleas.

this is what happens when lauren IMs herself ( Read more... )

Licentious Nun (11:11:11 PM): i hated it

oh ok i actually hate updating this because its gay and i hate it and i just updated it yesterday but yea sorry i actually need to do this ( Read more... )

hoTpinKfreezEpoP: NO NOT THIS CHILD ( Read more... )

yaaay ambulance was really awesome :D refer to this journal sparklyclean for all of the details. benj was such a love though and he was so suprised at the awesomeness of me and laur. the pictures will be great i cant wait to get them defuckingveloped. whoa im scary. yay i love this song ( Read more... )

smoked a whole lot.
saw the village.
smoked some more
killed myself.
c'mere poge.
i should try foxy

hotpinkfreezepop: dp i jave anu of not the keyus one over do you have any of me and chiuris
Licentious Nun: oh ok
Licentious Nun: please translate to english
Licentious Nun: thanks.

dick laurent is dead.

no. nope. not these huge mosquito bites on every inch of my body. yes. two on the ass. sorry but i hate it :/

thanks lauren melissa foley <3 how about a trophy car for my trophy wife?

anyway...i hated the death inside of my brain. please someone kill me