i knew i'd get my period today.

oh yeah me lauren jill and ong actually broke into a pool last night and went swimming. yeah it was real blas and i ripped my pants climbing over the goddamn fence. and we put chairs in the pool and forgot to take one out. and we're so scary and put a table on the other side of the fence so we could get out...and another chair. oh well. oh ( Read more... )

Dear stefanie,
Here is your horoscope
for Monday, July 19:

That certain person you've been fantasizing about? The one who's just confident enough to actually keep you interested? The feelings are mutual. Be the first to mention them.

fuck. now what am i supposed to do?

oh ok its 1:11 and i love michael ian black thanks

maaan its raining so hard outside.
russian men are in my house fixing something in the bathroom.
i have to pee really bad.
i just woke up like 11 minutes ago.
i hate people who have 3 letter names.
yeah i actually have 11 stars on my spine.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
i hate you.

.best. .day. .night. .everything. .ever.

let
the
good
times
roll. walking on sunshine.

1234=10

i hate it.

i should have done something. fuck.

this mah dolly blaack loosy

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