You Think It's Funny?! Well, It's Snot!

[twillhead]

My plan to get hammered last night didn't quite go as planned. See, I have this curious allergy to alcoholic beverages. I can usually imbibe enough to get a decent buzz on before the reaction kicks in, but once I reach a certain threshold, I begin to sneeze. Not one sneeze, or two, or even eight. I usually sneeze about a hundred and fifty times in

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[vaneramos]

I was away at Christmas so I missed these posts until today, wondering how you're doing. Besides the sense of pathos, this is hilarious writing. Thanks for the card. I miss you.