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[twin1andtwin2]

For the record, you are all freaks.
And coming from us, that means something.
All we wanted to do was throw a nice, casual Bachelor party for Neo, then he and Agent Johnson had to get into a dick-swinging contest. Literally.
You gotta wonder... Did Johnson swipe some of his code from Ron Jeremy?
In other words, the party was a bust.

Comments

[agent_kita]

*freaked out at the mental image*

*grins*

[maritas]

Why do ya think he's my boyfriend !!

*GRINS WIDELY*

Re: *grins*

[avatar_imp]

He's not really that endowed, he's just programmed that way.

[tr1n]

Hey, it was a nice view!

Ugh

[_black_icarus_]

*Vomiting all over*

Ewwww...Well that was...

*Begins vomiting again*

Re: Ugh

[avatar_imp]

Would you like a towel for all that?

[sw1tch]

If it should be told, what you guys did to me last time doesn't differ much from a dick-swinging contest. So I wouldn't know why there's freak-out-ish-ment.

[twin1andtwin2]

That was different- there was no comparison of dick size going on.
At least I don't think there was.