Ah hell, the werewolves have journals now.
I would've expected there to be an IQ test before they allow you to have one of these.
You're thinking of guns, dear brother.
Oh yeah, I am. I like guns.
You're a fucking moron.

Okay, how drunk was I when I asked Virus out for dinner?

Seriously, how drunk? Because I have to have been really damn drunk.

I blame the entire thing on my brother. Where is that sorry SOB anyway?

Dammit, we missed the wedding.
We had our tuxes pressed and anything.
One of you better post what happened.
Yeah, like who objected when they got to the "speak now or forever hold your peace" bit.

For the record, you are all freaks.
And coming from us, that means something.
All we wanted to do was throw a nice, casual Bachelor party for Neo, then he and Agent Johnson had to get into a dick-swinging contest. Literally.
You gotta wonder... Did Johnson swipe some of his code from Ron Jeremy?
In other words, the party was a bust.

It's all his fault. He's the one who suggested we go to Vegas for a weekend.
Oh, bite me. You had as much fun as I did. Well, you at least drank as much as I did. Those freebies on the casino floor are killer.
Apparently, we went on a two-week bender in Vegas.
Food, booze, women, gambling... It was great.So, we get back to find lots of angst, ( Read more... )

We apologize for the lack of posting lately.
We blame our mun and her family.
Anyway, our Christmas was quiet- exchanging gifts, drinking too much eggnogg, playing switchblade catch while intoxicated by said eggnogg, hating life and eachother during next morning's hangovers.
There's nothing like the family traditions to make it feel like ( Read more... )

Oh! We almost forgot- our mun wanted to wish everyone a very happy holiday season.

Sorry for the lack of twin reportage lately- our mun spent last week bogged down with finals, then spent friday on a plane, and yesterday spending time with her munfamily.
What's up with that?
I don't get it either.

Beyond that, it's getting close to Christmas and we have yet to buy anybody presents.
Especially presents for eachother.You going to ( Read more... )

We are very satisfied. Yes we are.

We had the pleasure of keeping a delightful young woman company while...
Hey, Neo! We just banged your girlfriend!
Do you have to be so fucking immature about it? The poor guy is in a coma.
Yeah, in a coma and shagging Smith rotten in the Mobil Ave. station, I bet. Is it our fault if he forgot to provide for ( Read more... )