In any event, I'm still an assclown

[twinclash]

Deep down, the people closest to me want to see me happy. They do things that are so nice and well intentioned for me nearly all of the time; but mostly I fuck them up. Case in point: the other day I was at church where I saw a really good friend of mine, Christian and his wife. They had befriended this attractive woman and introduced me to her. I

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[snoophuntyhunt]

If I could gain several hundred pounds I'd totally come be Norm and hang out with you all day. On second thought, I think I'd rather be Woody -- even if he was dumb as bricks, he still got that hot chick Kelly.

Boob Quantification

[twinclash]

I asked that question because I legitimately didn't believe that you have small boobs. In seeing pictures, I still don't (not that that is why I talk to you. Regardless, I have stated many times it's not the size that matters, it's the gravity. I honestly meant no offense, boobs are very sacred things to me. Thanks, though.

[ghostofpoe]

honestly... being a teacher sucks. I hate it. I'm praying to win the lottery. Or finish my book. Or something. Anything other than teaching.

HMn....

[twinclash]

I love teaching, for me it's the people in power - they are usually failed teachers who have no social skills. That's what gives me the red ass. I generally really like teaching high schoolers - dumb or not.