dreamz

[twirling_lapis]

The other day I dreamt that my mom left my dad for some big black old guy named Oliver. I was furious at her for this, because my dad was heartbroken, and I especially hated Oliver. However, then I became a serial killer, and since Oliver had serial killing experience, he helped me hide the bodies in hopes I'd like him better. We bonded over our

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[skarlath2]

are you watching dexter

[twirling_lapis]

NO! Everyone asks me that when I tell them. The only episode of Dexter I've seen is that one at your place months ago, and I was drunk so I remember nothing about it.

[skarlath2]

well i would advise against your screen play

since it is dexter

but with a black man

[blackeyedsu713]

I liked the part about the goldfish!