*ahem* Nutsack.

I feel pretty. Oh so pretty.

Here, take this. Call it a present .

I'm going to kill myself.

Or move to Hawaii.

Bitches.

Do you realzie how much pressure it would actually take to pry out someone's tooth with the claw end of a hammer? Quite a bit. That requires a good bit of physical strength. And a strong stomach to boot.

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OOMPA LOOMPA OOMPA LOOMPA!! -dadadadadum-

If you're on ice, fuck you.

If you're fucking someone on ice. Fuck you.

If you're best friends with someone on ice, fuck you.

And most of all, if you're dealing ice and doing ice, fuck yourself. In the face. With a shotgun.

And by the way. Ice is supposed to make you lose weight. Not gain it.

Fuck you.