He's had too much caffeine and he's running amuck in the shopping centre!

That's all I had to say.

I'm so lonely. completely and utterly alone-ish. I haven't updated in a long time, since I've had no interest in doing so. I still have no interest in it. Farewell.

I hate your fucking mom sometimes. I can't reach you. You're not on AIM. CONTACT! Fucking contact goddamnit. It rings and rings and no one picks up. I have few doubts that your mom is behind this pile of shit in my day. Fuck non-cordless phones. They are the bane. THE FUCKIN' BANE!!!

According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:


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Have you fucking people gone insane? Are you just horribly, horribly bored? Oh yeah...fuck the lack of codes. I had to hunt for mine, and now I'm fucking bitter. Live Journal can go to hell for that fucking move. Blah.

Party tomorrow!!

I'm actually pretty happy right now. I've got $268.00 in my pocket. Squee!

Some night when you're drunk on Dutch Bols ( Read more... )

I'm high on caffeine! Boy boy is terrified of me! There's coffee on my keyboard! And on the monitor! And on the tower! Woooo! Anyway, the kid told Ariel that 'Sydney' told him that I hate him. Which I do. And 'Sydney' told him that I'm really dangerous. He wasn't afraid of me when 'Syd' told him because he has dangerous friends, but Ariel told him ( Read more... )

I've lived in America for quite some time now, and I've noticed that the more words you make up, the cooler you are. I've heard many different "slang" words in my lifetime, and none are more curious than the words that spew forth from the mouths of average Northern Californian high school students. Here I am going to give you a sample of these ( Read more... )

I sort of miss getting stoned. I haven't done it in a long fucking time (much like my updating habits). I want to get fucked up and throw petrol bombs at the elementary school. Just make a mess of things and not care. It would be a nice change of tune for my hopelessly dull life. I've been way too accepting of other people. I'm slacking on my ( Read more... )