Ummm...

[twitchypict]

...Do you think an employer would hire me if i put "crime fighter" on my resume? Like, "Yeah, I was a mutant janitor superhero, but that was before I got into hyper-space travel." Or, "that's me! I was a certified warlock for a number of years." If I was an employer, I would find the absolute absurdity of that creative and hilarious. Yes. I am

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[anonymous]

toxic avenger style!

[twitchypict]

You know it.