Did you get it on with that hot lady?

She had a great body!

Never thought I'd see my older brother curled up in a ball, crying. It's Peter.

I don't even know how to handle this. Fuck it, I'm getting drunk.

So, Ben, are you a drinking man? Peter doesn't drink because he's lame, so it'd be nice to have a brother to go out and drink with.

Lile, have you lost your phone?!

Great call on the flowers and champagne, Alybobally. It made her really happy!

Peter! I know you use these things to talk about the shit that goes on in our lives.

I saw a little girl outside yesterday. I asked her to come in, and she had some food and then she fell asleep on my sofa. I'm not so good with kids. You are though. What should I do?