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Felix Hernandez: $420,000
Daisuke Matsuzaka: $52,000,000
Felix teaching Daisuke how to pitch a one-hitter shutout: Priceless

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[loosestrudel]

Felix Hernandez: $420,000
Daisuke Matsuzaka: $52,000,000

Well, to be fair, King Felix isn't going to cost 420K over the next six years. But your point is still valid; how do you say pwned! in Japanese?

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You're killing my buzz with your sabremetric martineticising!