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[two_wugs]

I thought that growing up in rural Iowa would have prepared me for living in Carnation, WA (pop. 1,893), but no. The Twin Peaks moments have been increasingly frequent lately. A single trip to the gas station tonight introduced me to:

• Gas Station Attendant Who Guesses The Year Of Every Customer's Car
  
• Man Who Talks To Propane Tanks
  
• Woman Who Humps

Comments

[loosestrudel]

Please provide 50-100 words of explanation on each, (confession follows) especially the last one.

[two_wugs]

Well, the gas station attendant looked disturbingly like Van Dyke Parks. He was sitting outside of the gas station, smoking (!), and when people would drive up and walk inside he would shout "'85!" (for example). Man Who Talks To Propane Tanks was just your average crazy person. And the woman was the kind of burned out former beauty queen with dirty hair and yellow teeth, the staple of small towns everywhere, and she walked up to a car and began to grind her hips violently onto the car door handle as she attempted to engage the woman filling the car in idle conversation.

[jrstraus]

Wow. You should stop taking meth.