First, read this extremely chilling and frightful comic.

I mean, fantasy baseball?? Come on!!

In other totally unrelated news, TREMBLE before my extremely awe-inspiring accomplishment in the altogether more legitimate and infinitely stylish-er fantasy cycling! BEHOLD the shiny new jersey which will adorn my name in the Gigabike standings for the ( Read more... )

While attempting to cobble together some kind of work-related diagram using Visio, I accidentally came across a Visio add-on package that gives you crime scene shapes to work with.


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Buying a house is so distracting. I don't know how I am expected to keep up with my soaps if I have to spend every waking moment attending this and initialing that.

She's probably too tired to post about it, but the wife of me was cleared for arrival this morning.

I like David Lynch's biography on the Mulholland Dr. DVD (quoted in its entirety):Born in Missoula, Montana. Eagle Scout.

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This afternoon marks the beginning of a four-day weekend. I'm sad that I didn't know about it earlier- I would have like to visited my family, but now it's too late to get a reasonably-priced ticket. So I guess this would be the perfect opportunity to explore Seattle by bike, assuming I can get off my pizza-laden ass to do so ( Read more... )

While cleaning out my desk at home in preparation for my flight, I came across my stack of index cards that I use to groggily record my dreams as soon as I wake. Here's one from Jan 13, 2002:
I hear a rumor that somebody is going to blow up an office building. I somehow find the bad guy and chase him to an empty building, where I set off the bomb ( Read more... )

I arrived in Dubai last night. This city is out of control-- half of it is a relatively new "old city" and the other half is like Las Vegas for people with real money. And it's all good. The place truly is an emirate in the real sense: the growth of the city is more or less the result of decisions made by The Ruler (as was referred to in this ( Read more... )

Update from Jena, Germany: Paris-Roubaix ruled. The best part was getting to the velodrome in Roubaix for the finish, and watching Cancellara ride his final meters, even though he had already slaughtered the competition and there wasn't any need for a final sprint. Just realizing that the dude had spent the last 7 hours on his bike winning the most ( Read more... )