It is a huge boost to my self-esteem that a thirteen year old girl and a schizophrenic adore me. The girl, whom I haven't seen since she was two and I was twelve, actively sought me out on Myspace and told me I was something similar to a godmother to her. The schizophrenic, whom I met last night at Dan Electro's, invited me to dance with her ( Read more... )

Bad news first:

Because he kept peeing on my couch, I got so frustrated with Matt that I put him outside for a night (with the intention of letting him back in the next morning). That was a week ago. I haven't seen him since.
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I need to quit coming to work so early. I'm usually the first person there, and every time I arrive, I have a feeling that one of the zombies from "28 Days Later" is going to attack me before I get the door locked behind me. That, or some crusty old gentleman whom has had a notoriously unfair life.He swears he never did anything wrong, though his ( Read more... )

As most of you know, I got this cat a few months ago named Matt. He's sweet, orange, and grumpy. I love him. Except when he pees on the couch. Then I want to bake him in oven. ESPECIALLY when he rolls in his own piss and tracks it all over the house. F***tard.

As I took my dog to our back yard to pee, just now, I saw this cute little yellow dog through our neighbor's fence. There's a big hole in the fence that I can fit my hand through, so I thought I'd go pet it. He loved me. A little too much. While I was petting him, he got a boner and humped the air.

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It's my SPECIAL drumstick. Ben Gibbard threw it and I caught it. After the show, the bassist signed it and DJ got his ticket signed by the bassist of Franz Ferdinand.

Personally, I think the best preformers were Franz, followed by The Cribs, with Death Cab a few yards behind the tail. Don't get me wrong, Death Cab was awesome. It was just obvious ( Read more... )

Rad:

I wrote a manual

Radder:

My company likes it and is going to use it!