COMBAT CARDS 2.1
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Somehow, I seem to emulate a persona of youth, innocence, and naivety, and I really don't like people's reactions to it. Middle aged adults that are complete strangers to me will come up to me and start lecturing me on the reality and statistics of the world. People my own age have admitted that they approach me with caution and gaurd for fear that ( Read more... )

Otter
Genera and species: Amblonyx cinerea
Collective Term: A prank of otters
Description
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I walked into a patient's room, yesterday, blindly, without knowing anything about that patient, to help her eat breakfast. She had makeup tattooed onto her face. She had makeup tattooed onto her face, and she couldn't even scoop eggs onto her fork without spilling them all over herself. It was like watching a toddler eat. I was completely ( Read more... )

     We were only given a 14 day warning, but by that time we could see the ships from the sky, anyway. No one knew who they were, where they were from, why they'd come. No contact had been made, other than visual. According to the press, their ships did not look threatening, so they must have been friendly. Yeah, right. Then why were our weapons ( Read more... )

Dear all,
Since my family (my grandfather in particular) is about to be recognized for playing an important role in history, I thought I'd show all of you a copy of the invitation, which has been sent to many congressmen and senators, and a copy of a letter sent to one senator in particular, to a memorial service which will be held on September 2 in ( Read more... )

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 How many people have wished that, instead of taking a test, they could just lie down, do nothing, and still get a good grade? Ha, ha!

Today at school, my fellow students and I were split into groups of three and each group was tested on making a bed with a person still in the bed. I thought the "person" was going to be a manikin, but instead, the ( Read more... )

This is Bob:


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Yeah, so DJ wasn't down with the monitor lizard. He didn't like the idea of it growing into a full-sized Godzilla monster that eats live mice, so we took it back yesterday and exchanged it. We now have a bearded dragon named Bob. I don't know if Bob is male or female; we haven't really checked. The point is, Bob is more aesthetically pleasing than ( Read more... )