I'm reposting this 4983684309534589304865 times because you all fail at life.

That's five underscores.

That's five underscores.

That's five underscores.

That's five underscores.

STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE COOL.

STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE STRAIGHT.

STOP THINKING DRINKING WILL MAKE YOU COOL.

STOP THINKING YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT LOCAL MUSIC AFTER GOING TO ONE SHOW.

STOP BEING SUCH A COCKY BITCH.

STOP THINKING SMOKING WILL MAKE YOU COOL.

JUST STOP.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE.

AND DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

FRIENDS ONLY.
Comment and I will consider making you a friend right away eventually.


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