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[twoton21]

[Video]

Damn, Amanda. [Rubbing his cheek] Whoever gave you lessons, kudos. That's a Hell of a right hook you've got.

...I don't think I've ever been kissed so many times in one day in my LIFE. And all my aunts and grandmothers? Those kinds of aunts and grandmothersSo! [claps his hands together] I haven't really been out to socialize a lot lately

Comments

[Video]

[expectremorse]

...Santa Claus and Richard Nixon.

[Video]

[twoton21]

[He is sure he recognizes you but he's not going to be a dick and ignore you; that's not what this place is for]

That's right. What's your answer and why?

[Video]

[expectremorse]

[this is too much.]

...Santa has the advantage in size and weight over Nixon. One guy's nothing without an army at his back if we're talking sheer physical contest.

[Video]

[twoton21]

So your answer is Santa Claus.

[Video]

[with_my_teacup]

Who and which now? [Goggly eyebrow at you, sir.]

[Video]

[twoton21]

...You're kidding, right?

[Video]

[with_my_teacup]

I musta missed that day in history class.

[Video]

[twoton21]

Sounds like it.

Video:

[rayney_day]

Nixon. Santa would never fight back.

Video:

[twoton21]

Who says?

Re: Video:

[rayney_day]

Well, OK, I mean... He could, but... Like, if we're being literal, Nixon's a corpse anyway, so...

Re: Video:

[twoton21]

Of course we're not being literal; this is a fantasy fight.

[twoton21]

Who'm I talking to?

[twoton21]

Good to meetcha. Call me 21.

[most_feared]

Santa. Hands down. Secret service doesn't have a chance against the Elves and Santa has a better uppercut. Plus he's not afraid of vehicular homicide if you push him.

[And he's completely serious.]

Threadjack

[19centconstable]

Upperc-... Homici-... But...Santa.

Threadjack

[most_feared]

Only if you push him. Poor Santa has it hard. People comin' after him is a pretty regular thing.

Re: Threadjack

[19centconstable]

But why? He's Santa!