What can Riddick and his overpowered sense of smell pick up about you? What shouldn't he pick up on?

Ex- Nonhuman. Carrying explosives. Currently taking [drug of choice]. Epic love for chili cheesedogs.

( What superhumans can pick up from Riddick )

[Filtered to Arthas]

[A cloaked figure is on the deck, silver eyes gleaming out from under the dark hood. He's tossing a snowball lightly in one hand.]

I ain't eight anymore, prettyboy.

Come get me if you're hard enough.

[Dick Bradley knows what he can expect when he comes into a new town. A lot of stares, a few whispers, and a lot of rejected job applications ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Arthas]
(After a mistletoe run-in)

[Riddick's ignoring his gorgeous shiner and broken nose in favor of one-finger sign-language]

You taste worse than you smell, and that's impressive.

( Letter to Santa )

[Hey, barge, it's Riddick! Only he's not looking himself. He's looking like he got attacked by a makeup salesman getting double commissions on the Bubblegum Pop collection. He's wearing a pink feather boa. And he's not letting you see his hands, because he can't actually tell what glittery color his nails are painted but he's going to put his money ( Read more... )

[Filtered to Rinzler]

[Riddick's communicator is on the ground. He toes it up with a boot so that it shows his face.]

I'm out, 'warden'. Later. [He gives a little wave at the camera and then heads off at a run into a dark, nasty-looking forest, disappearing quickly in the gloom.

[The camera cuts on and shows a man, big, wearing welding goggles, sitting in a hotel-style room. Riddick's been here a few days now, but he's been creeping like a fucking creeper and trying to find the control room or at least an escape shuttle. No such luck. He'll have to deal with you people now ( Read more... )

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