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with_my_teacup

3. Public Service Announcement

Nov 27, 2011 13:35

[Hey, barge, it's Riddick! Only he's not looking himself. He's looking like he got attacked by a makeup salesman getting double commissions on the Bubblegum Pop collection. He's wearing a pink feather boa. And he's not letting you see his hands, because he can't actually tell what glittery color his nails are painted but he's going to put his money ( Read more... )

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timesbureaucrat November 28 2011, 02:04:48 UTC

[Narvin values his skin too much to say what he wants to say right now.]

Thank you for the warning.

Although pink is definitely your colour. [Whoops, didn't mean to say that second bit. Sarcasm suppression failed.]

with_my_teacup November 28 2011, 02:09:25 UTC

Pink you say. Good to know.

I haven't really seen color since that surgery I had in prison.

[Those last two words sound a lot like a warning, Narvin.]

timesbureaucrat November 28 2011, 02:49:29 UTC

Well, glad to be informative.

[He tries to make it not sound sarcastic. He really doesn't want to irritate a homicidal inmate over such a senseless thing. But it is difficult for him.]

with_my_teacup November 28 2011, 02:59:48 UTC

I'll remember how much help you were. [Riddick gives him his most innocent little smile.]

audio darknessb4me November 30 2011, 08:45:41 UTC

Surprise me, prettyboy.

audio with_my_teacup November 30 2011, 13:55:50 UTC

[If he is going to be stuck like this for a while, he is going to fucking WERQ it. He lifts his chin and twines a length of boa lightly around both hands, then pulls it taut, testing the strength.]

I could probably kill you with this. Surprised?

audio darknessb4me November 30 2011, 17:38:28 UTC

I would be, if that were true. Strangling tends to not have the desired effect on my kind.

audio with_my_teacup December 1 2011, 01:42:56 UTC

[Have a menacing purr]

That just means I gotta get creative.

[But.. it's a very distracted menacing purr because like a raven shown a puzzle involving a coat-hanger and a jar, he's gotten distracted by the premise. Undead without air, probably no bloodflow. Using only bare hands and feather boa, incapicate or kill. Go!

He could be here all day.]

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