I think one of my co-workers hates me. Please advise.

I found myself actually reading Brown Morning Mail this morning.

In the office. Ate some excellent organic cereal this morning. Have decided that I am going to take trains back to school in September. Going to see grandfather in South Carolina in August.

Other than that, everything's pretty tame.

thinking of offing myself with office supplies...

because I woke up yesterday middle-aged and still living with my parents.

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If someone forces me to have a relationship conversation one more time in the next month, I really feel that I will scream. Recently, I've noticed that the conversations I have deal 80 % of the time with people's crushes, relationships, need for affection, etc. And I am tired, my friends. I am tired of saying the same things to the same people. 80 ( Read more... )

Today was really exhausting ( Read more... )

I really think I can catalogue the reasons why my roommate and I do not get along by the record of her away messages. Today's? Another classic example:

da sun's come...damn u're so hot :D

1. da is not a definite article
2. there's a y and an o in the two-person singular pronoun
3. how are those sentences related?

Oh my holy Lord. Birds are chirping. I hate you. Everyone, I'm dying.

I quite officially want to hit my roommate in the head with a boot. Or, more precisely, I want to do so to her boyfriend who is making some noise on the other side of the room that I can only imagine resembles the sound an elephant makes while dying. Basically, I've been lying awake in bed for the past 3 hours trying to sleep while the duo that is ( Read more... )