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I need to dye my hair again....

Tonight is FTOTM (Fah-tot-uhm). And as an added bonus, it's been declared to be a costumed event. Someone else better show up in costume, because I spent 8 hours yesterday trying to find a damned cricket bat for my costume. I failed. So I'll make due without one but it won't be as cool. No worries though, I plan on making the costume perfect for ( Read more... )

I just bought the greatest fucking thing EVER! And I won't tell you what it is. You'll just have to come over some night and see it for yourself. (that was dirty)

I saw it again. And again. I LOVE IT! And now I've gone on an Ebay shopping spree for memorabilia. (sp?) God bless Ms. Alba.

I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and
I don’t want the girl from hell
And I don’t want to spend the time
And I don’t need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend

Ho hum. Slow slow day at work. And that leads me to start dwelling on certain events in my life that are bothering me. I hate thinking so much. Upcoming dates, new female interests (of which I'm trying desperately not to ruin with my ongoing mouth), missing roommates, financial issues, finding a job, and trying to throw a movie gathering together. ( Read more... )

As you may or may not be aware, Sin City starts on Friday the 1st. However, there is a midnight showing at Century 16 theatres. (3300 South State Street) For those of you interested, (your all invited) feel free to call either Jonah, Mark, or myself. They'll either have the information you need or just redirect you to me. Ticket prices right now ( Read more... )

Loving something you know is bad for you is on my team.

...there is a dog in the front desk office. I'm so confused.

1. HOW MANY EX BF'S/GF'S HAVE YOU HAD ( Read more... )